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i just ate ALL THE COPPA while my boyfriend was at work

when he finds out, I’m a dead man.

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cestlafete:

these cats have never eaten in their lives

clearly

My princess only begs like that for FOOD what a fat baby.

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mostengaging:

Marvel cater for the gay community!I wonder if Tony owns this shirt. 

I want the Ironman version. One better exist.

mostengaging:

Marvel cater for the gay community!
I wonder if Tony owns this shirt. 

I want the Ironman version. One better exist.

(via tony-bad-ass-stark)

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nam nam man ho nam ho nam nam nam
!!! nogatco na gnirb ot togrof i

nam nam man ho nam ho nam nam nam

!!! nogatco na gnirb ot togrof i

(Source: jackblackquitientunpanneaustop, via hooklineandheatsinker)

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prostheticknowledge:

Censorship Towel

Product concept is a flesh-coloured towel with pixelated pattern.

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Ahahaha I need this.

(via chompass)

Could we see a picture of this gorgeous adorable kitty of yours?

I tag all her photos with her name: Leliana

I need to get more of her. She’s already growing a lot and is getting her big girl face! (as opposed to her mushface kitten look with the crazy big eyes, ahahah) My camera battery charger is MIA, so I’ll pester my boyfriend tonight when he gets home to snap some more new photos of her :>

Would your cat hate it, or be stressed? Would she potentially be exposed to any diseases for which she isn't vaccinated? If it does her no harm, then what would be wrong with going to a show with her? :)

She’s still a bit young and has some shots she needs to get, but the shows around here aren’t for a few months (August-ish) …which would be well after she’s up to date on her last vaccinations. She’s very friendly and social, if not a little ‘kitten crazy’ now and then, and she enjoys riding in the car, is learning to be groomed, is usually cool being around our other cat…but you never know.

I might try taking her once, just to see how she’d react to it. Obviously if the show stresses her out I wouldn’t take her again. But I’ve kinda lucked out on having a gorgeous kitten that’s two steps away from a pedigree. She’d have to compete in household class, but I get the feeling she’d shine there. Plus the entry fees are only like $50, so it’s no huge loss if I have to pull her out due to her being upset. Still gonna think about it. I already pamper and spoil this kitten rotten ahahaha.

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someone tell me i’m a terrible person for thinking about entering my beautiful baby in a cat show just once to see how she does. :C

grassfire:

3:30 on a Friday afternoon and I’m sitting in a pub drunk as fuck.

Ask me anything.

1:59 AM on a Thursday night and I’m sitting in jean shorts and sock garters drunk on midnight mojios

Ask me shit too.

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fuckyeahqualityanimation:

Really long.

fuckyeahqualityanimation:

Really long.

(via gyuunyuuu)

Terms of RP

So when discussing the potential terms of RP with a new partner, I always come to one question.

How Gay is this Going to Be?

  • Not At All Gay
  • Questionably Ambiguously Kinda-Sorta Only Not Quite Gay
  • Blatantly Gay
  • Holy Shit That’s Gay
WELL THEN HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT MARK RUFFALO?

what IS it you do for those women...

I do a LOT of things, and being Sam Axe is just one of ‘em. Come around and I’ll give you a personal hands-on demonstration some time, if you catch my drift.